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Why just go though life with basic, standard issues products. In today's over-marketed world that we live in, standard products off the shelf are just boring.
Let me help you make a statement that reflects your personality. Weather it's with a yeti mug or a Glock 19; I can bring them to life in ways you never thought possible. The only limitation is your own imagination. |
ALL QUOTE TIMES ARE A COMPLETE GUESS, PLEASE DO NOT CALL, TEXT, MESSAGE, EMAIL DOZENS OF TIMES ASKING IF IM DONE WITH YOUR PROJECT, ART TAKES TIME.
PLEASE BE PATIENT.
PLEASE BE PATIENT.
Custom Gun CerakotingHANDGUNS
Slide or frame only 1 color - $100* solid color on whole pistol - $200* two tone whole pistol and controls solid color $220* Multi color on slide or frame only - $150* Multi color on whole pistol - $300 - $400* SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES solid color on whole gun - $300* Battleworn Distressed $350* action/barrel solid color $100* Multi color on whole gun - $400 - $500* AR OR MISC GUN PARTS ALREADY DISSASSEMBLED $50-$100 per piece* All above prices include disassembly, cleaning and reassembly, HOWVERE, If your gun is extremely dirty there will be a $50 cleaning fee SPRAY PAINT REMOVAL If your buddy spray painted your gun there is a $50 removal fee, because let’s face it, it’s a pain in the ass to remove. 
I DO NOT USE OR SUPPORT 'STEALPAL'
THEY ARE ANTI-GUN AND DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ANYONE WHO USES THEM, OR SUPPORTS THE SECOND AMENDMENT. 'STEALPAL' WILL SHOUT DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT AND STEAL THE MONEY IN IT. |
GUNS I DO NOT WORK ON
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Other Firearm Services Gun Cleaning:
$50-$100* Installing sights, triggers, rails, etc. $50 an hour/Minimum one hour Custom AR builds start at $800* Special orders I can order just about any firearm and just about any parts you need as well as install them, full payment is due up front for any parts ordered. I DO NOT Metal plate re-blue restore old items 
Cerakoted Cups10 oz tumblers or wine glass
Single color - $20* Multiple colors - $40-$100* 20 oz & 30 oz Tumbler Single color - $30* Multiple colors - $50-100* 40oz-64oz Tumblers Single color $50* Multiple colors $100-$200* Bulk Tumbler Orders Pricing will depend on what you’d want on the cups and how many cups you’d like done. |
* The Asshole Clause:
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long way with me.
**Mansplaining:
If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’.
Definition of mansplaining:
Mansplaining, a term that combines 'Man' and 'Explaining' it is used to describe the action of a man
explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending.
this is not 1950 and im clearly not June Clever or your ex wife.
I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister or daughter.
( I am all of those )
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long way with me.
**Mansplaining:
If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’.
Definition of mansplaining:
Mansplaining, a term that combines 'Man' and 'Explaining' it is used to describe the action of a man
explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending.
this is not 1950 and im clearly not June Clever or your ex wife.
I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister or daughter.
( I am all of those )