Let me help you make a statement that reflects your personality. Weather it's with a Pistol, AR or shotgun. I can bring them to life in ways you never thought possible.

The only limitation is your own imagination.

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ALL QUOTE TIMES ARE A COMPLETE GUESS, PLEASE DO NOT CALL, TEXT, MESSAGE, EMAIL DOZENS OF TIMES ASKING IF IM DONE WITH YOUR PROJECT, ART TAKES TIME.
PLEASE BE PATIENT.

Custom Cerakoting

Price will range depending on what you’d like done.
$100-$500

To avoid trolls
You must contact me for a price quotes....
Trust me,
​I know It’s dumb too!
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​All prices include disassembly, cleaning, reassembly, Scope and 1 mag. HOWEVER, If your gun is extremely dirty there will be a $50 cleaning fee
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SPRAY PAINT REMOVAL
If your buddy spray painted your gun there is a $50 removal fee, because let’s face it,
it’s a pain in the ass to remove.

GUNS I DO NOT WORK ON.
​IF YOUD LIKE ANY OF THESE CERAKOTED AND YOU DISSEMBLE AND REASSEMBLE THEM ILL GLADLY DO THEM

• STAR
• JIMENEZ
• SCCY
• H&R
• HI POINT
• Smith&Wesson Sigma or SD
• TAURUS (some models)
• KAHR
• COBRA
• DIAMONDBACK​ (pistols)
• CHIAPPA (some models)
• KELTEC (some models, not all)
• EAA
• NAA
• RAVEN
• Walther PK models
• There are several factors that go into cerakoting. The items above are not Cerakote friendly and either don’t come fully apart or break when you fully take them apart.

I DO NOT DO:

• ​slide cuts
  
• stippling
• powder coat
• any metal plating
• re-blue
• restore old items
• if they dont manufacture it anymore I wont touch it
• I DO NOT BUY GUNS, I’m not a pawn shop.

MISC ITEMS:

• PlayStation or XBox controls or any electronics MUST BE COMPLETELY TAKEN APART BEFORE YOU BRING IT TO ME.
• Watches again must be taken apart before
• VAPE MODS.... NO!!... just no... unless you’re the owner/manufacturer of the vape company and going to send bulk dissembled parts.

Other Firearm Services

TRANSFER :
Specifically for my current clients ONLY!!! No one that has never been in my shop or ordered anything from me!!!
​$20 with carry license
$50 without carry license

Gun Cleaning:
$50-$100*

Installing sights, triggers, rails, etc.
$50 an hour/Minimum one hour

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Cerakoted Cups

All cup designs must be approved before doing.
No, I can’t put a picture of your dog on a cup, I dont do sublimation transfer, water transfer, or epoxy glitter...
​Cerakote only

​* The Asshole Clause:
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
​The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long way with me.

**Mansplaining:
​ If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’
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Definition of mansplaining:
Mansplaining, a term that combines 'Man' and 'Explaining' it is used to describe the action of a man
explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending.
this is not 1950 and im clearly not June Clever or your ex wife.

I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister daughter or wife.
( I am all of those )
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