Why just go though life with basic, standard issues products. In today's over-marketed world that we live in, standard products off the shelf are just boring.

Let me help you make a statement that reflects your personality. Weather it's with a Pistol, AR or shotgun. I can bring them to life in ways you never thought possible.

The only limitation is your own imagination.

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ALL QUOTE TIMES ARE A COMPLETE GUESS, PLEASE DO NOT CALL, TEXT, MESSAGE, EMAIL DOZENS OF TIMES ASKING IF IM DONE WITH YOUR PROJECT, ART TAKES TIME.
PLEASE BE PATIENT.

Custom Gun Cerakoting

Price will range depending on what you’d like done.
$100-$500

To avoid trolls
You must contact me for a price quotes....
Trust me,
​I know It’s dumb too!
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​All prices include disassembly, cleaning, reassembly, Scope and 1 mag. HOWEVER, If your gun is extremely dirty there will be a $50 cleaning fee
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SPRAY PAINT REMOVAL
If your buddy spray painted your gun there is a $50 removal fee, because let’s face it,
it’s a pain in the ass to remove.

GUNS I DO NOT WORK ON

• STAR
• JIMENEZ
• SCCY
• H&R
• HI POINT
• Smith&Wesson Sigma or SD, & Millennium
• TAURUS (some models)
• KARR
• COBRA
• DIAMONDBACK​ (pistols)
• CHIAPPA (some models)
• KELTEC (some models, not all)
• EAA
• NAA
• RAVEN
• PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT COST LESS THAN $200

I DO NOT

• Metal plate
• re-blue
• restore old items
• if they dont manufacture it anymore I wont touch it

MISC ITEMS:

• PlayStation or XBox controls or any electronics MUST BE COMPLETELY TAKEN APART
• Watches again must be taken apart
• VAPE MODS.... NO!!... just no... unless you’re the owner/manufacturer of the vape company and going to send bulk dissembled parts.

Other Firearm Services

Transfers:
Specifically for my current clients ONLY!!! No new people that have never been in my shop or ordered anything from me!!!
​$20 with carry license
$50 without carry license

Gun Cleaning:
$50-$100*

Installing sights, triggers, rails, etc.
$50 an hour/Minimum one hour

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Cerakoted Cups

All cup designs must be approved before doing.

$50-$100

​* The Asshole Clause:
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
​The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long way with me.

**Mansplaining:
​ If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’
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Definition of mansplaining:
Mansplaining, a term that combines 'Man' and 'Explaining' it is used to describe the action of a man
explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending.
this is not 1950 and im clearly not June Clever or your ex wife.

I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister daughter or wife.
( I am all of those )
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