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Why just go though life with basic, standard issues products. In today's over-marketed world that we live in, standard products off the shelf are just boring.
Let me help you make a statement that reflects your personality. Weather it's with a yeti mug or a Glock 19; I can bring them to life in ways you never thought possible. The only limitation is your own imagination. |
Custom Gun CerakotingHANDGUNS
Slide or frame only 1 color - $100* solid color on whole pistol - $200* two tone whole pistol and controls solid color $220 Multi color on slide or frame only - $150* Multi color on whole pistol - $300 - $400* Digi Camo and Kryptec on pistol $350* SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES solid color on whole gun - $300* Battleworn Distressed $350* action/barrel solid color $100* Multi color on whole gun - $400 - $500* Digital Camo and kryptec on rifle $500* AR OR MISC GUN PARTS ALREADY DISSASSEMBLED $50-$100 All above prices include disassembly, cleaning and reassembly. If your gun is extremely dirty there will be a $50 cleaning fee If your buddy spray painted your gun there is a $50 removal fee, because let’s face it, it’s a pain in the ass to remove And they probably didn’t do it right in the first place... |
Cerakoted Cups10 oz tumblers or wine glass
Single color - $20 Multiple colors - $40-$100 20 oz & 30 oz Tumbler Single color - $30* Multiple colors - $50-100* 40oz-64oz Tumblers Single color $50 Multiple colors $100-$200 Bulk Tumbler Orders Pricing will depend on what you’d want on the cups and how many cups you’d like done. Cooler lids $50-$100 depending on logo |
Other Firearm Services Gun Cleaning:
$50-$100 Installing sights, triggers, rails, etc. $50 an hour/Minimum one hour Custom AR builds start at $800 Special orders I can order just about any firearm and just about any parts you need as well as install them, full payment is due up front for any parts ordered. ** I do NOT re-blue or restore old guns** GUNS I DO NOT WORK ON
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* The Asshole Clause:
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long with me.
**Mansplaining:
If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain to me this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’.
Definition:
Mansplaining, a portmanteau of 'Man' and 'Explaining' is a term used to describe the action of a man explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending
No I am not a feminist in any way shape or form
I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister or daughter.
(As I am all of those)
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long with me.
**Mansplaining:
If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain to me this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’.
Definition:
Mansplaining, a portmanteau of 'Man' and 'Explaining' is a term used to describe the action of a man explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending
No I am not a feminist in any way shape or form
I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister or daughter.
(As I am all of those)