Why just go though life with basic, standard issues products.  In today's over-marketed world that we live in, standard products off the shelf are just boring.
 
Let me help you make a statement that reflects your personality.  Weather it's with a yeti mug or a Glock 19; I can bring them to life in ways you never thought possible.  
 
The only limitation is your own imagination.

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ALL QUOTE TIMES ARE A COMPLETE GUESS, PLEASE DO NOT CALL, TEXT, MESSAGE, EMAIL DOZENS OF TIMES ASKING IF IM DONE WITH YOUR PROJECT, ART TAKES TIME.
PLEASE BE PATIENT. 

Custom Gun Cerakoting

HANDGUNS
Slide or frame only 1 color - $100*
Slide and control solid color $120
solid color on whole pistol - $200*

two tone whole pistol and controls
solid color $250*

Multi color on slide or frame only - $150*

Multi color on whole pistol - $300 - $400*

SHOTGUNS AND RIFLES
solid color on whole gun - $300*

Battleworn Distressed $350*

action/barrel solid color $100*

Multi color on whole gun - $400 - $500*

AR OR MISC GUN PARTS ALREADY DISSASSEMBLED
$50-$100 per piece*

​All above prices include disassembly, cleaning and
reassembly, HOWVERE, If your gun is extremely dirty there will be a $50 cleaning fee
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SPRAY PAINT REMOVAL
If your buddy spray painted your gun there is a $50 removal fee, because let’s face it,
it’s a pain in the ass to remove.

I DO NOT USE OR SUPPORT 'STEALPAL'
THEY ARE ANTI-GUN AND DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ANYONE WHO USES THEM, OR SUPPORTS THE SECOND AMENDMENT.

GUNS I DO NOT WORK ON

• STAR
• JIMENEZ
• SCCY
• H&R
• HI POINT
• S&W Sigma or SD, & Millennium
• TAURUS-ask for models, too many to list
• KARR
• COBRA
• DIAMONDBACK​ (pistols)
• CHIAPPA
• KELTEC
• EAA
• NAA
• RAVEN
• PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING THAT COST LESS THAN $200
  

I DO NOT

• Metal plate
  
• re-blue
  
• restore old items
• if they dont manufacture it anymore I wont touch it
  

Other Firearm Services

Transfers:
​$20 with carry license
$40 without carry license

Gun Cleaning:
$50-$100*

Installing sights, triggers, rails, etc.
$50 an hour/Minimum one hour

Custom AR builds
start at $800*
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Special orders
I can order just about any firearm and just about any parts you need as well as install them,
full payment is due up front for any parts ordered.
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Cerakoted Cups

All cup designs must be approved before doing.

$50-$100

​* The Asshole Clause:
Basically, these prices are all on a sliding scale of "assholeness".
​The bigger asshole you are, the more expensive the job will be.
Being pleasant and nice goes a long way with me.

**Mansplaining:
​ If at any point you feel the need to Mansplain this will also fall under ‘The Asshole Clause’.
Definition of mansplaining:
Mansplaining, a term that combines 'Man' and 'Explaining' it is used to describe the action of a man
explaining something to a woman, in a way that they seem sexist or condescending.
this is not 1950 and im clearly not June Clever or your ex wife.

I simply request that you treat me like you would treat your mother, sister or daughter.
 ( I am all of those )
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